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爆笑的意大利式英语

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One day I went to Malta in a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat breakfast, I told the waitress that I want 2 pieces of toast, she brings me only 1 piece, I tell her I want 2 piece, she said go to the toilt, I said you no undertand, I want 2 pieces on my plate, she said you better not piss on the plate, you son of a bitch. I don’t even know the lady, and she call me son of a bitch.

Later, I go to eat at a big restaurant, the waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork, I tell her I want fork, she said everyone wanna fuck, I tell her you dont understand, i wanna fork on the table, she said you better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch.

So I go back to my room in my hotel, and there is no sheets on the bed.
Call the manager, I’m telling him, I wanna sheet.
She said you go to the toilt
I said, you no understand, I wanna sheet on my bed, she said you better no shit on my bed, you son of a bitch

I go to the check out, and the man there said “peace on you”, I said, piss on you, you son of a bitch, I’m going back to Italia.

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